Saturday, June 4, 2011
you might be an alien if...
1. You spontaneously turn into a human flashlight in the middle of class
2. Your family beagle has a habit of transforming into a Jurassic Park monster
3. You find it difficult to open your locker door, but you can run really, really fast. Like Edward-Cullen-would-be-jealous fast
4. You’re always hunted by incredibly tall aliens with a passion for trench-coats.
5. You’re supposed to save the world, but you only succeed in blowing up your high school’s football field. (And looking like someone from GQ.)
List compiled from “I am Number Four.” A somewhat forgettable action flick, but a lasting contribution for all those angst-ridden high school students who wonder if they’re from another planet.